Comments for "I Am A Scientologist" Video at VideoSift.com

By maatc

maatc (http://maatc.videosift.com) — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:11:24 -0700

*promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:11:25 -0700

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, May 5th, 2008 4:22pm PDT - promote requested by maatc.

By Hex

Hex (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/Hex) — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:00:13 -0700

red shirt guy FTW

By musictechie

musictechie (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/musictechie) — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:01:21 -0700

*nsfw

By siftbot

siftbot (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:01:21 -0700

Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by musictechie because musictechie is not privileged - sorry.

By Pooterius

Pooterius (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/Pooterius) — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:59:57 -0700

This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

By ObsidianStorm

ObsidianStorm (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/ObsidianStorm) — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:34:54 -0700

Took me a moment to get it but yeah - it appears to be a series of interviews with "real" (self-professed) scientologists with the scat guy edited in to accentuate the already ridiculous answers.

Pretty funny...

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://zonbie.videosift.com) — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:45:37 -0700

>> ^Pooterius:
This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

But then how else will the curious and gullible public learn about how scientology reveals that your heart is infact an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins?!

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:21:39 -0700

the real ones in this video are truly scary -- like something out of the Stepford series.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:41:18 -0700

*NSFW, and FAKE!

Putting your dick in a collapsed star does NOT feel as good as fucking Saturn's ring. My dick does not need to be more spaghettified, thank you very much.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:41:18 -0700

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by kronosposeidon.

By syncron

syncron (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/syncron) — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:54:46 -0700

lol, yeah I saw the real one on youtube, no comments and no embed allowed of course

By buzz

buzz (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/buzz) — Thu, 08 May 2008 05:36:52 -0700

I'm still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto...

That guy is awesome! I want one.

By pipp3355

pipp3355 (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/pipp3355) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:31:29 -0700

i'm left wanting to enter brunette scientology girl's pink softness as she gently coaxes my white love treacle to Womanhood and womb.. her grinding pelvis shrieking in rawness.. jolts of being becoming inside her.. of degredation, of delight, and the fury..

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://zonbie.videosift.com) — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:51:06 -0700

is it me, or if you remove the comedy red shirt guy, this tells you fuck all about scientology...

scientology is *mumble* *mumble* buy the book!
fuck you all.

By CaptainPlanet

CaptainPlanet (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/CaptainPlanet) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:04:44 -0700

9 eleven was not a natural disaster f*cktard from the clip............

By spoco2

spoco2 (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/spoco2) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:18:38 -0700

I'm sorry Pooterius, but if you ACTUALLY, even for a moment believed that to be real... then you're a prime candidate for the Nigerian Scam, male potency enhancing pills, and, well, Scientology.

I love that the ad on this page is the Scientology 'get the facts' ad... urgh... man I hope they get destroyed soon somehow.

By Tusker

Tusker (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/Tusker) — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:49:10 -0700

"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the Goo Goo dolls."

Now, why haven't the Scientologists been able to express what they do so succinctly before?!

I think that quote will stay with me forever.

By winkler1

winkler1 (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/winkler1) — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:04:13 -0700

I am a suggestible idiot. I am a Scientologist.

By JTZ

JTZ (http://jtz.videosift.com) — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:50:28 -0700

Thank God! That some one else noticed that man saying "where ever there's NATURAL DISASTERS, like 911!!!!!" they are there to help...
Handing out 20 pounds of rations of ICE!

FUCKING AMAZING!

Apparently being a scientologist is like going to the movies and being young! Sign me up, I do love the theatres.

And that guy is awesome, he made this video watchable.

By muddro

muddro (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/muddro) — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:58:19 -0700

I see plenty of Scientology-knocking in here, and that's great. I just hope you're all atheists doing it (and realizing that statistically, you're probably not). Scientology like any religion is based on a set of ridiculous assertions that have no basis in reality nor are backed with any factual evidence. If you're a theist knocking Scientology, you're making the rest of the world laugh and embarassing yourself and you'd be better off to just keep it to yourself.

By pipp3355

pipp3355 (http://philosophy.videosift.com/member/pipp3355) — Sat, 24 May 2008 05:51:22 -0700

what if i'm a pastafarianist? we have scientific proof of our beliefs..

http://www.scq.ubc.ca/direct-physical-evidence-supporting-the-existence-and-infallibility-of-the-flying-spaghetti-sp-noodle-monster/