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I Am A Scientologist

published by E_Nygma

1 month 4 weeks ago • 3150 views

tags: what, real, scientologists, have, to say, about, scientology, Ron, Hubbard

Original on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKs-u0q467U

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*promote

written by maatc

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, May 5th, 2008 4:22pm PDT - promote requested by maatc.

written by siftbot

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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red shirt guy FTW

written by Hex

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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*nsfw

written by musictechie

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by musictechie because musictechie is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

written by Pooterius

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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Took me a moment to get it but yeah - it appears to be a series of interviews with "real" (self-professed) scientologists with the scat guy edited in to accentuate the already ridiculous answers.

Pretty funny...

written by ObsidianStorm

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^Pooterius:
This has to be fake. Or at least it's a real set of interviews with the red shirt guy edited in. No way would scientology release that interviews with a nutbar like that to the public. Or to anyone.

But then how else will the curious and gullible public learn about how scientology reveals that your heart is infact an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins?!

written by Zonbie

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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the real ones in this video are truly scary -- like something out of the Stepford series.

written by Trancecoach

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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*NSFW, and FAKE!

Putting your dick in a collapsed star does NOT feel as good as fucking Saturn's ring. My dick does not need to be more spaghettified, thank you very much.

written by kronosposeidon

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by kronosposeidon.

written by siftbot

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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lol, yeah I saw the real one on youtube, no comments and no embed allowed of course

written by syncron

| 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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I'm still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on pluto...

That guy is awesome! I want one.

written by buzz | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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i'm left wanting to enter brunette scientology girl's pink softness as she gently coaxes my white love treacle to Womanhood and womb.. her grinding pelvis shrieking in rawness.. jolts of being becoming inside her.. of degredation, of delight, and the fury..

written by pipp3355

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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is it me, or if you remove the comedy red shirt guy, this tells you fuck all about scientology...

scientology is *mumble* *mumble* buy the book!
fuck you all.

written by Zonbie

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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9 eleven was not a natural disaster f*cktard from the clip............

written by CaptainPlanet

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I'm sorry Pooterius, but if you ACTUALLY, even for a moment believed that to be real... then you're a prime candidate for the Nigerian Scam, male potency enhancing pills, and, well, Scientology.

I love that the ad on this page is the Scientology 'get the facts' ad... urgh... man I hope they get destroyed soon somehow.

written by spoco2

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the Goo Goo dolls."

Now, why haven't the Scientologists been able to express what they do so succinctly before?!

I think that quote will stay with me forever.

written by Tusker

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I am a suggestible idiot. I am a Scientologist.

written by winkler1

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Thank God! That some one else noticed that man saying "where ever there's NATURAL DISASTERS, like 911!!!!!" they are there to help...
Handing out 20 pounds of rations of ICE!

FUCKING AMAZING!

Apparently being a scientologist is like going to the movies and being young! Sign me up, I do love the theatres.

And that guy is awesome, he made this video watchable.

written by JTZ

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I see plenty of Scientology-knocking in here, and that's great. I just hope you're all atheists doing it (and realizing that statistically, you're probably not). Scientology like any religion is based on a set of ridiculous assertions that have no basis in reality nor are backed with any factual evidence. If you're a theist knocking Scientology, you're making the rest of the world laugh and embarassing yourself and you'd be better off to just keep it to yourself.